What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

Me : Sure.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Thank you.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

Me : I don't drink

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Someone said that Japanese girls fly to Los Angeles all the time to have fun with black men. Is that true?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Because it's month of August.

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

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He : Tea ?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Then let's have some coffee

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me (a little confused) : I don't know